Heard These?
(Sent in by Florence Johnstone, Whakapara) Convict: I want you to get a small saw to me the next time you send me a pie. Wife: Oh, so you can cut through the bars? ' Convict: No, so I can cut through the pie. Visitor: What sort of a man are you going to be when you get out of prison? Prisoner: An old one, lady. Barber: Here is a preparation that will grow hair on an eggshell. Bald-headed Man: Right, I’ll take a large bottle; and please wrap up a brush and comb with it. What is your idea of clean sport? Swimming.
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Northern Advocate, 11 May 1939, Page 5
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105Heard These? Northern Advocate, 11 May 1939, Page 5
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