Laugh, Please!
(Sent in by Norma Litt, Glen Haven, Portland. Age 13). Q: If the Atlantic epan dried up, what would the people say? A: We haven’t a notion (an ocean). Q: What can you throw into a pond without it getting wet? A: Your shadow. Mac arrived at the office half an hour late. “What’s this mean?” inquired the Chief “Well, it was like this,” replied Mac. “I squeezed the tube of toothpaste too much and it took a good half hour to put it back into the tube.”
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Northern Advocate, 23 March 1937, Page 2
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