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Manawatu Times, Volume LV, Issue 7293, 1 August 1930, Page 8

Because the Sunday Observance Act of 1780 was pleaded in opposition, the Haywards Health Sussex, magistrates have ruled that they wero not able to grant a seven days’ cinema license. Tho schoolmaster was also the chief of tho villago firo brigade. “Jones,” ho remarked in school one day, “correct the following sentence: ‘Before any damage could be done the five was put. out by the, village lire brigade.” “Yes, sir,” replied the boy. “The fire was put out before any damage could bo done by the village fire brigade.” Friends say I’m “a goof” as a golfer, That my “putting” and “slicing” ■are weak. Each pal who stands by is a scoffer, When I handlo a “mashic” or “cleek. ” In bloomers and brogues I feel nobby, Till a cough or a cold I endure; And everyone favours ray hobby For Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure.