FOR THE MODERN GIRL
If you want to be popular—Bo a hypocrite. ', ' If you’ve got the hump—Give it to somebody else as quickly as possible. If you want to avoid worry—Keep fit. ", ~ If you want a motto— ‘'Do' good, and good will do. ” >• v, If you want —to keep slim—l don’t know what you should do;. I want to get fatter. • t' If you want to relieve your feelings —Go for a long walk. . • If you want an ideal holiday—Two months, with no worry of what will happen when you get back. If you want to discourage attentions —Personally I just giggle; I think of the crushing things to say two days later! If you’re seeking the jollicst recreation—Try bathing when its hot enough to dry in the sun. If you think that,you’ve really found the right man—Keep it as dark as possible.
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Manawatu Times, Volume LIII, Issue 6664, 18 July 1928, Page 11
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143FOR THE MODERN GIRL Manawatu Times, Volume LIII, Issue 6664, 18 July 1928, Page 11
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