Passenger (to taxi-driver): Sorry, old man, I can't pay you. You can't get blood out cf a stone. Taxi-driver( rolling up his sleeves): And what makes ycu think you're a stone?
Old Lady (looking at submarine in dock): And doesn't that gun on deck get wet when you submerge? Sailor: Oh, no, ma'am! When we submerge one of the sailors holds an umbrella over it.
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King Country Chronicle, Volume XXVIII, Issue 4631, 4 December 1934, Page 6
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