DID YOU EVER KNOW—

King Country Chronicle, Volume XXI, Issue 2341, 26 October 1926, Page 3

DID YOU EVER KNOW—

A doctor who has never said, “I'll call again soon.” A Barber who has never said, “Your hair needs a tonic, sir.” A ‘Betired Colenel who has neversaid, “1 shall write to the Times about it.” A Dentist who Iras never said, “You should have come to me six months ago.” A Mother who lias never said, “My boy is cpiite different from other children.” A Husband who has never said, “My wife doesn’t understand me.” A Cook who has never said, “I was better treated at my last place.” An Old Lady who lias never said, “Now, when I was your age ” A Young Man who has never said, “This is the worst year I’ve ever experienced.” An Actress who has never said’, “I could have made much more of that part than she does.”