A Terrible Tale ! Colonel Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped “whisky cold," And brandy, rum and beer ano wine; ALL kinds of “nips” he thought divine His friends to him had often said, “If you don't stop, you'll soon be oe*ai” But Bunker-laughed and drank some more. And more, and more: and MORE!! and MORE ! I I Till one day in his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright ! His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopotamuses 1 too! But when he saw a PURPLE COJM I The Colonel to the Doc. said “Now, NO more a drunkard will I be, Just pass the SURATURA TEA! In future when I say Kia Ora, I’ll pledge my pals in— Suratura !
I Of “LONG LIVE: THE KING!” “ Don’t you hear them shouting t Don’t you hear them shouting As the crowds pass by?” (The Veteran’s Song.} Our thoughts are now . turning to the .... Coronation of King . - George and Queen Mary. The loyal subjects of theCrown in the Dominion cannot attend the . . . Coronation, but it i» . possible to secure from BONE reminders of the National event in the . shape of Coronation . - Enamel Ware. . . . • The selection includes: — Enamelled Mugs, Cups, Saucers, Plates, and Teapots, all decorated with Coronation Emblems. .. The prices are low for such high quality ware. A Special Invitation is given to see this Enamel Ware, also our stock high-grade Enamel . . Kettles, Milk Jugs-, eie. Come! F. L. BONE, MAXIMUM QUALITY AT THE MINIMUM PRICK HASTINGS. AND QREAGFk NAPIER AND HASTINGS,'. * Carriers, Forwarding and Shippingr Agents. AGENTS—Wilson’s “Star” Brand Cement and Hydraulic Lime; Canterbury S.S. Co., Ltd., Produce Steamers from Southern Ports. QUR HASTINGS BRANCH now open for business. Hastings importers will find Branch a great convenience, inasmuch as the manager, being alicensed Customs Agent, he ea® prepare entries and take declarations, thus saving the time of importers and facilitating delivery of goods. No need now to go to th® Postmaster for this Manager will wait upon you. Regular service of lorries between Napier and Hastings. Oto»» •harge from Ship to Shop. Supplies of cement and lime kepfc *t our Hastings Stores for the camlenience of users. Telephone: Napier 232 ; night fISSL Hastings, 76.
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Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume I, Issue 152, 13 June 1911, Page 3
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