SHOPPING WEEK.

Grey River Argus, 1 September 1927, Page 2

SHOPPING WEEK.

(Notes by “Buzzer.”) Hung Wun (his brother was Hung Too), has notified “Buzzer” that there is no foundation in the rumour speedily gaining ground in Greymouth that he and certain follow Celestials are advocating a “pak-a-poo” and “hip’hip’sui” campaign in conjunction with the “Shopping Week”. Will patrons kindly note. Among the numerous competitions which were run during “Shopping Week” last year, probably none excited so much interest and comment as the search for the mysterious and elusive “Mr. X.” “Buzzer” has from time to time advocated the institution of a “Mr XXXX” competition, and has signified his willingness to donate six-penny-worth of salted peanuts t? the lucky person who solves the problem of “Mr XXXX’s” identity. Alexander Bow-Yang of Rimu Creek, writes as follows:— “Dere ‘Buzzer’, i notis that you graymouth, chaps are rennin a shopping weak next weak, the missus is orfuly kean on it but i am not sure if i will let her go down too graymouth four the acashln. my reesens are as follers viz.— in the locel collims of the Argis i see that their were fourteen feet i» the burrow resservor on the 22nd. i am not pertikler mesclf as i can allots drink monteeths at kylees wen i am in town but with wimmen it is dif rent. The wether hereabowts is putrid at presint an i have only too (2) cows in. Hopping vure the saim Yores faithlesly A. Bow-Ya ng

Scrubbie Bulley, Rimu Creak, 29/8/27. ‘Buzzer” has explained the position satisfactorily to Mr. Bow-Yang. “Buzzer” learns that all the local butchers are -entering for the Industrial Recitation section at the Competitions—the test piece being “ Mary had .a little lamb.” There is no reliable data revealing where she got it, or whether it was leg or loin—but if eur butchers assert that she did get it—well —we must believe them. Still Jesse Steer should be an authority. The popular Jim Collogan is looking forward to the visit of the country visitors and realises the advantages he has in being so close to the station. Jim states that he has all the conveniences on the premises for purchasers of men’s suits from 59/6 in blue serge, browns and greys, to rid themselves of their old suits and don themselves up in this popular brand that he stocks. That’s the idea Jim, look for business and you’ll always get it Greymouth residents have for a number of years enjoyed immensely the baritone renderings of Fred liarley. They will also be glad to know that this gifted performer will be heard during Shopping Week on the wireless. He has in stock several sets which he would be glad to demonstrate to intending purchasers. A visit would repay you if only to listen-in.

You will all be glad to know that Alf. Harrison, the “Sox King” arrived home on Tuesday last, his countenance supporting a beautiful smile. Congrats, Alf, and may your troubles be—as light as “Buzzer’s” during his 49 years of married life. Look Alf. up during the week if it’s only to see how bashful he’s taking it. ' A little man who controls a large and important business is one Kent, manager of the Dispatch Electrical Foundry. The town consists of many good men small in statute such as Billy Parfitt, Jack Grcenslade Eddie McDonald, Tod Kiely, Harold Chalk, ' Tim Siinnot. ; Ollie Johnnie Walker, Tom Kiely, Jack P.yall, Silas i Martin, Artic Bcban, Fred Baillie, Dr Jim and several others. Now Keith Kent is small but possesses a considerable amount of knowledge. You may rest assured should you require J a Motor, Lighting or a Wireless Set. get into touch with this “Wizard of the Wire’’ and he will put all your troubles to an end. Rerfumes, powders, puffs and the many other lines of interest to ladies, will of course be in great demand during the week and ladies are advised to view and of course purchase from Messrs. Hogg, and Hanwell, Williams and Ross. Both firms stock the best from the world’s manufacturers. Frank Lawn is what we may term “a real dinkum Coaster” and proud of it. Frank is known from one part of Westland to the other and issues an invitation to all Coasters to call on him during Shopping Week. Frank is giving a special discount of 2/- on the £ on Ready-to-wear Suits and Overcoats Buy one of each and take advantage of his offerings; you may not get the chqnce again.

I passed down Mackay Street first thing yesterday morning and my attention was drawn to“ Anthony ITor dern and three little damcels stand ing back on the. footpath gazing, and appreciating their efforts of window display. I am not an eavesdropper) but I could not help overhearing the male voice utter,“Wait until Dicky takes that terrible looking fence down, and then won’t the public get a surprise!” Parkinson Junior, of the progressive xirm of Parkinson’s, is nothing if not a keen business man. Arnold is a rather versatile youth, and is equally at home in the dispensary or behind the ’cello. It is rumoured that he has composed a now musical piece in celebration of Shopping Week, which is entitled: “Ode to an Empty Beer Bottle in Beer Flat Minus.” Popular ditty: “Buzzin’ around Paintin’ the town.” Hdie recognised house for sports goods is Wade and Co.’s. Tn purchasing from this firm you are buying the best as used by all champions of the world. Tennis recquets, manufactured by Bussey, Spalding, Ayres, are displayed in their window*, and for Shopping Week only the proprietor is making a reduction of 20 per cent on these lines. Country sports clubs would be advised to call on Wade and Co., during the week. 44 Coxy” and his assistants will be there to advise you. The light-heavyweight boxing champion boxer of the West Coast needs no introduction io boxing fans, nor does 1 the Royal Royal Enfield Motor Bike and Pattern Cycle for which he is agent. During Shopping Week George Turtill will be on the premises and will gladly demonstrate the capabilities

of these first class machines, ami should anyone deliver a short address on “Boxing in general and how he beats the favourites.” As .Tack Tennent stated, “wc have the ‘time on hand,’ and the inclina tion of the people to shift it is till we require.” Rest assured Jack, the prices of all goods ticketed in windows will pot only command attention, but will be taken advantage of. “Buzzer” can confidently assure intending purchasers that every article in the shop fias been considerably reduced, but see for yourselves and be convinced. There are two barbers in Mackay Street, but the one I am going to write about is Eddie Flood. All I can say of Eddie is that he is a good barber, hair cut or shave, everything is spotlessly clean, which is absolutely essential, and last but not least, I can’t understand why this young and enterprising business man is without a partner. I don’t mean in business’’ I don’t wish to be personal, but still I think it’s up to us old “ codgers” to advise the young ones. Tom Kiely, the tailor in Boundary Street, is of a. very quiet disposition, but possesses knowledge and skill and puts both into his business. Tom does not claim to have the largest staff on the West Coast, but proudly boasts that during the years he lias been in business he has never had a suit left on his hands. If you want a suit that will stand up to service, call on Tom i If you want a cheap suit with no guar j antee —go 'elsewhere.