Demist (drilling): I thought you said you had .never had" a tooth filled. Patient: I haven’t. Dentist: But there is gold coming from this lower tooth. Patient: I’ll bet you’ve reached my collar stud. Employer (to clerk): If that bore, Smithers, comes in tell him I’m out. And don’t, be working or he’ll know you’re lying.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 21 November 1939, Page 5
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