“What’s the matter, Thomas? You look utterly miserable.” “It’s this new hat.” “But a new hat shouldn’t make you miserable.” “I know that. But every time I laugh.it falls off.” Doctor: “Are you ever troubled with acute thirst?” " ' r ',•' McTavish:' “No, I never', let it go as far as that.”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 19 April 1938, Page 12
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