A fool and his money are soon married. A telephone operator can make a few words go a long way. A dog isn’t a dentist because he occasionally inserts teeth. If men were less stupid women would have to be a lot more clever. A barber is not a pugilist, although he does give a customer an uppercut When a woman is lost in admiration she may be found in front of a mirror. If a young man mows a) large lawn carefully clips the edges, and then rolls it without a word of protest, he is in the garden of his prospective father-in-law.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 30 August 1932, Page 2
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