A miner was one day explaining to a minister why be never went to church. '' You see, sir. it's like this," he said. " The fust time I went to church they threw water in my face, and the second time I went they tied mo up to a woman I've had to keep ever since." The minister smiled grimly. " And the third time you go." h? remarked, " they'll throw dirt on youl"
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Evening Star, Issue 25472, 1 May 1945, Page 6
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