BRITAIN UNDER BOMBS
SIDELIGHTS GRAVE AND GAY A housewife somewhere in Devon declares that if a Nazi parachutist lands anywhere near she will pull a string in her kitchen and 12 beehives will be upset, each releasing 50,000 bees. —Children’s Newspaper, London. L 0! THE TERROR-STRICKEN. A Lyons waitress (asked how she got on last night) : “ Oh, I just took m.y pillow down with me and' had a good snooze while Jerry was niggling about ‘ upstairs.’ ” Alarshal Goeriug should have heard tile matter-of-fact way in which “ niggling ” was used to describe his Luftwaffe’s operations. There was no scorn in it, nor any emphasis. _ It was just as near a scientific description of the performance “ upstairs ” as this cool and efficient young woman could manage.— ‘ Alanchester Guardian.’ GLAD HEART.
Aly beautiful little bouse is no more, but, by a miracle of miracles, I have been left my most precious possession. My mother ran out of our shelter at the psychological moment, and thus saved her .life.
All that was left was the garage and frame of the kitchen window, with my canary “ Jockie ” singing his heart out —to give me hope. I am NOT downhearted, as the good God lias left me my little mother. I am glad that it was me the Nazis got, and not a military or hospital objective. Life has been very good' to me, and I hope that I haven’t been found wanting when the moment came to “ take it on the chin ” for my country’s sake.—Extract from a letter. WHO THREW THAT?
A number 96 London bus was travelling westwards during a raid when a small piece of shell came through the roof and fell on the hat of a passenger on the top deck. Turning round indignantly, the man asked: “Who threw that at me? ” and' accused a boy at the back of the bus. Peace was restored by the conductor, who showed the passenger the hole in the roof made by the fragment. ‘ Sunday Express,’ London. MISSED IT, Bombs crashed around a south 'of England hospital as a major operation was ending. Tho hospital staff calmly called' up emergency ambulances and arranged for the removal of patients And Sergeant Arthur Hammond, of Bamsey, Isle of Man, who had just left the operating table, woke up again to find himself 200 miles away in Yorkshire. AVhen they explained things to him his only comment was: “Well, that’s one air raid I missed.” —‘ Public Opinion,’ London. NOTHING WILL STOP HER. An old lady, aged 84, of Harleston. Norfolk, has arrived at Vancouver for her daughter’s silver wedding'celebration ; she travelled 6,000 miles, and declared, “ All Hitler’s mines and TJboats will not stop me.”—Arthur Mee, London. THE COURSE OF TRUE LOVE ... . Scene: An air-raid shelter. Time: The early hours. ■Young man, during a sudden Ini! in the conversation, is overheard saying to his fiancee; “Listen! Is that the all-clear, or is your mother snoring. It was the all-clear and mother was a wak’e. I gather that in spite of this the courtship continues.— Peterborough, ju the ‘ Daily Telegraph/ London.
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Evening Star, Issue 23745, 28 November 1940, Page 6
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