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Evening Star, Issue 22579, 22 February 1937, Page 6

The salesman, having fitted Ins customer with an overcoat, stood back admiringly. “ Fits you beautifully, sir,” he said, enthusiastically. And I’ll let you have it for just half the catalogue price!” “ 0.K., then,” the hardbitten bargain-hunter agreed, feeling for his wallet. “ What’s the price of a catalogue?” J»ck: “Ah, there you are. What havs you been doing during the last three dances?” Joan; “ Tom was showing m'e some new steps. Jack: “Were they hard?” Joan: “Oh, no, we took some cushions along.” You say you came to the city to lo«k for work. I put it to you, there wis another, a stronger motive that b’ouaht vou all that distance.” “Well,” "hesitated the defendant, “there was.” “Ah!” cried the barrator triumphantly. “ And what was ii?” “ A locomotive.”