A woman went to see a doctor. “Doctor,” she exclaimed, loudly, bouncing into the room, “I want you to say frankly what’s wrong with mo.” He surveyed her from head to foot. “ Madam,” he said at length, “ I’ve Just three things to tell yon. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Secondly, your- beauty wo’dd he improved by freer use of soap and water. And, thirdly, I’m an artist; the doctor lives on the next floor.”
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Evening Star, Issue 22261, 12 February 1936, Page 2
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