A man saw a message and an address on an egg he got for breakfast. The message read: “This egg was packed by a girl, thousands of miles away from England. She is supposed to be the prettiest girl in this neighborhood, and is prepared to marry the man who eats this egg.” The man cabled her: “I’ll marry you.” He received a reply from the girl; “I am flattered by your proposal, hut I am married, and have three children.” Janitor; “ But why do you want me to put alcohol in your radiators?” Tenant: “To keep them from freezing.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19519, 29 March 1927, Page 3
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100Page 3 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 19519, 29 March 1927, Page 3
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