Could Not Manage the Pills.—"Notlong ago," savs the doctor, "I gave an Irishman a box of pills, and cautioned him carefullv with regard to adhering to the instructions on the box cover. These instructions read: ' Take one pill three times a day.' Next, day the man came in, and placed the pills on my desk, and when I asked him what was the matter he said: 'I couldn't carry out the instructions.' 'What's the reason? I asked. 'I took tho first pill all right/ wao tho reply, ' but I couldn't ret it up to talvo-it'tho-otbeuMiTOO timea.',"-
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Evening Star, Issue 14503, 1 March 1911, Page 3
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