Little Handmaiden (to her mistress, after day out): "I've had a. lovely day. I've had two teeth stopped, and one out, and a hot mutton j>ie, and two cups of tea, and .1 ride on the electric tram." Lady : " Look here! You said that if I'd give you your dinner you'd mow the lawn fori me." Tramp : " I'd like to do it, ma'am, but I got to teach ye a Jeeson. Never trust the word of a total stranger." Minns: "Why do gills wear engagement rings?" Grade :'' On the samo principle that a person ties a string around his finger—eo they won't forest thev're ongaged."
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Evening Star, Issue 14307, 4 March 1910, Page 6
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105Page 6 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 14307, 4 March 1910, Page 6
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