SAFER THAN MABBTING.
"I see by the papers where a 156----year-old Turk made a flight in an aeroplane," said Bert. "The old boy says he was thrilled even more than when he proposed to the first of Ms eleven wives. He thinks flying is more fun and much safer than marrying." "A Turk ought to know," replied Jim, "though marrying .must be pretty dangerous if it's safer than flying. Give me the happy, carefree bachelor's life. I guarantee I get more contentment out of my pipe of Luxury tobacco here, than you will pattering down the aisle to the altar." Luxury is a quality tobacco at a quantity-production price. —Advt.
Woods' Great Peppermint Care for Children's Hacking Cough.—Advfc,
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Evening Post, Volume CXI, Issue 121, 25 May 1931, Page 7
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Page 7 Advertisements Column 1
Evening Post, Volume CXI, Issue 121, 25 May 1931, Page 7
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