THINK TWICE.
I am fat and well favoured when made up complete, Curtail, and you'll find me quite wholesome to eat; ' Restore me my tail, and in lieu take my head, Like feathers, I'm light or as heavy as lead. Mother: "Jackie, you have disobeyed me by racing around with your cart. Now you shan't have that bar of chocolate." .. Father, entering later: "Why so .quiet, little one?", Jackie: "I've-been fined for speeding." When is a voice not a \'oice? When it's a little hoarse." —Sent in by Roy M'Nelly, Island Bay. What did the,elephant assume when he ate the boy's hat? An attitude, ('at 'c chewed.) Sent in- by Howard Murdoch, Wellington. TWISTERS. Six sick soldiers sat sewing shoes. Tall Tim told tiny Tom to tell twenty tales. •■-■.■ Sent in by Averill Nicholl, Seatoun. , iiiniiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiijiiiiiiip
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Evening Post, Volume CXIII, Issue 141, 18 June 1927, Page 14
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136THINK TWICE. Evening Post, Volume CXIII, Issue 141, 18 June 1927, Page 14
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