SEE THE MAN!
See the iiaii! , ' , , What is the Man doing? The x\laa is ruining his Con-sti-tu-tion. How does the Man rum his Con-sti-tu-tion ? By a choice collection of. bad. habits. Doesn't the Man care for his Con-sti-tu-tion?. Oh, yes; the Man is very fond indeed of hia Con-sfci-tu-tion. Then why doss the Mali want to ruin hia Consti.-tu-tion 'I Tho Man doesn't want to ruin his Constitution. Then why does he cliug so te-na-cious-ly to his bad habits? , Because ho has such a sublime faith in ddct-orts and in drugs. You mean— / , , I mean that the Man thinks that after he has thoroughly ruined his Con-sti-tu-tion, he can go to a doctor who can give him a inys-ter-ri-ous con-coc-tion of drugs which will place him in etatu quo ante.
Will the Man be dieappointed ? Oh, yes; the Mali will be cruelly disappointed, as all other men who have made the 6ame attempt have been disappointed. It ia .1 great pity, is it not? Yes, it is a great pity, but ar-te-ri-o acle-ro-sis knows no law. —Ellis 0. Jones. N.Y. Life. Sunday-school Teacher—Who. killed Abel.?. Bobby— I don't know, ma'am. I just moved hero last week.
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Evening Post, Volume XCIV, Issue 60, 8 September 1917, Page 11
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196SEE THE MAN! Evening Post, Volume XCIV, Issue 60, 8 September 1917, Page 11
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