FROM A PHYSICIAN'S STANDPOINT.
Ho who eats And runs away Will have dyspepSia somo day. —Baltimore American. You cannot scold the Telephone Girl, You cannot ca>jolo or bribo her. So you've just to learn she's — the Telephono Girl, While you are — a mere subscriber. Free Press, Singapore. THE WISDOM OF BABES. Mr. Pett Ridge told an excellent baby story at the ladies' summer dinner of the New Vagabonds' Club. A lady and her little daughter were walking through Grosvenor-square when they came to a portion of tho road strewn with strcnr. "What's that for, mn?" snid tho child, to whidh the mothor replied, "Tho lady who lives in that house, may dear, has had a little bohy girl sent her." The child walked along for a few yards, and then, turning back und nodding at the straw, said, "Awfully well packed, mal" — St. James's Gazette.
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Evening Post, Volume LXVIII, Issue 56, 3 September 1904, Page 11
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145FROM A PHYSICIAN'S STANDPOINT. Evening Post, Volume LXVIII, Issue 56, 3 September 1904, Page 11
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