Fun Corner
A Clever Catch, Ask a friend if he can suggest the names of nine European countries in which the initial letters are the same as the finals. If he gives up you can show him how to do it. The countries are: Turkey, Holland, England, France, Italy, Norway, Austria. Lapland, Spain. Of course he will say that the initials and the finals are not the same; but if the initial letters are put together they will spell THE FINALS. Straphanging. The scene was a crowded tram. "Can I find you a strap, sir?” a youth politely asked a little man. “No, thank you; I have one already,” was the reply. “Then would you kindly let go of my tie.” Absent-minded. The wife of the professor asked him how he remembered that he bad forgotten hss umbrella. “I missed it," said he, “when I raised my hand to close it after the rain had stopped.” Imitating Bird Calls. Amusing imitations of bird calls can fair-sized in this way. Hollow out a fair-sized cork at the bottom and press it against a piece of wet glass, drawing it at? a slight angle. By varying the anglg and pressure a realistic impressionof a chirping bird can be produced. Wise Cat. A cat, so I heard, long ago Was buried quite deeo in the snow, But, escaping, it said: “Well, vou see, I’m not dead, For cats have nine lives, as you know.” There and Back. Farm hand (at booking-office window) : A return ticket please. Clerk: Where to? Yokel: To here, of course. Where do you think?
The wind blows the chestnut burrs down at school and the little ones throw the prickly ones at each other.— Dad’s Cobber (10).
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Dominion, Volume 30, Issue 172, 17 April 1937, Page 9 (Supplement)
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288Fun Corner Dominion, Volume 30, Issue 172, 17 April 1937, Page 9 (Supplement)
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