In a private sitting-room at a certain; Twtel sat a party' of m«7, ma »"!» when there came a knock at tho. door, and an attendant announced, in° compliments of Mr. Blowers, the mamatio author, who is in the next room, and he says you are making so nujcii noise that he cannot write. »° can't write, eh?" said ono of tlio party. "Why. tell him everybody, who has seen his plays knows tnati He was one of those clever people who are always trying to take a nra out <{f someone, and his latest selected victim was a lady bus .conductor. "Berlin, please." he said, with a gnu,: tendering a penny as she came tor to faros. Nothing happened until .tno vehiclo passed a recruiting office, men tho fair conductor tugged boll rope, and announced loudly: Chango hero for Berlin 1"
FLI-ICEELO KILLS FLIES. Awarded First mid Special Gold >rednl at tuo Auckland Exhibition. Successfully used throughout the Dominion. Have you tried it? It is stocked by all Chcmieta and Storekeepers, and is mado by Brit* ishers in this Dominion.—Adrt.
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 73, 19 December 1917, Page 6
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