The New York girl, spending her vacation )n the country, was complaining to the farmer about/ the savage way the bull regarded her. "Well," said the farmer, "it must be on account of that red Wouse you're wearing." "Dear me." said the girl; "of coarse. I know it's awfully out of fashion, but I had no idea a country bull would notice it!"
Lodger, to Landlady—"Mrs. Jones, my late landlady, was a most trustworthy woman. Yon see that bottle of whisky?" Mrs. .Tones—"l 'ope von don't 'int that I'd stonn to touch it? I come from honest Bullish parents. I do, and ." Lodger—"Excuse me! I am not grumbling at your English parents; it is your Scotch extraction I complain of!"
finest—"l see yon have counted ur> my Hill wrongly—Hs. instead of 135." Waiter '-"Well, I thoneht perhaps you might be superstitious."
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Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2724, 20 March 1916, Page 3
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