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A doctor on examining a patient said to him—"Aro vou a footballer?" Patient—"Yes." Doctor—"ln what position do you play?" Patient—"lnside right." "Well," said the doctor, "if you don't' give it up you'll have 116 inside left." "Would you sny T was bald?" asked the hairdresser's customer, truculently. "Well, sir," replied the diplomatic barber, "without going so far as that, I can confidently inform you, on the best authority, that iu a general way, there is plenty of room at the top,"

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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1174, 8 July 1911, Page 13

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Untitled Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1174, 8 July 1911, Page 13

Untitled Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1174, 8 July 1911, Page 13

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