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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1023, 12 January 1911, Page 6

A man was arrested in a Paris restaurant for having supped without possessing tlio money to pay'lire bill. He was trken' to the police station, ■ and 'whilo he was. being searched one of the policemen noticed that lie had a wound in his temple, lie said that lie had fallen, and le refused to be taken to hospital. The ycliee, however, put .him on a stretcher and took him to tlio liariboisiere Hospital. The' doctor who examined him said, ''This man has a bulkt in his head." He had walked about, had supper,-been arrested, and lived for four hours with a bullet in his brain. He'afterwards died. Miss Trism: "Don't let.your dog bito me, little boy." Little Boy: "He won't bite, ma'am." .Miss Prism: "Hut he is showing his teeth." Little Boy (with pride): "Certainly .lie is, ma'am, .and . if you had as good teeth as.ho lias you'd show 'em, too." ..... . ' "What is your occupation or calling?" asked the Magistrate of a wrctchcd-look-ing man in the dock, who was charged with mendicancy. "Inventor," was. the reply in a. hoarse voice. "What have you invented?" asked the Magistrate. "Nothing" said the prisoner, "but I'm trying t^i."