The British Fleet of is immeasurably strongor than the' German; but. it is not nearly so dangerous-to Gormaiiy as one from a purely ' arithmetical comparison ,of- the-naval strenth of the two countries.— "Novoo .Vremya," St. -Petersburg/ ."-. .' ' Town Visitor (to small applicant for a holiday): "What is your father?" " 'E's mo father." T. V.: "Yes; .but what is ho?" S. A. : "Oh! 'E's mo stop-father." T. V.: "Yes, - yes; But what does ho do? Does ho - sweep, chimneys, or drivo buses, or what?"_ S. A.' (with' dawning light of comprehension) "O-o-w! No, 'o, ain't done nothin" since we've 'ad 'im t"—"Punch;" ' Peoplo tako'you at your own valuation ; therefore think well of yourself and livo up td.it.^"News.■ Letter," SavFrancisco-
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Dominion, Volume 1, Issue 138, 5 March 1908, Page 5
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