An ' Old Maid' fell from the • Bridge' down below, And the river's cold watery soon kissed ; Though rescued she was in condition ' Solo,' That all crept about the house ' Whist!' But after a 'Nap' she cried in tones sure, " I'll not provide doctors more lucre. I'll ' Beggar my neighbor,' some Peppermint Cure, And this beastly old chid I will ' ISuchre ;'
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Cromwell Argus, Volume XLI, Issue 2211, 5 September 1910, Page 5
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