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Keeping Up With The Milkman

Sir,—Mother says, “Which milk is this?” Answer: “That is today’s that came yesterday.” “And which then is this?” “That is tomorrow’s, that came today.” “Well what is this in the cup?” “Oh that is yesterday’s that came . . . let me see, what is today.” Ask Jim the milker who puts the date on it.—Yours, etc., B. CONSTANT. May 31, 1960.

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Press, Volume XCIX, Issue 29221, 3 June 1960, Page 3

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Keeping Up With The Milkman Press, Volume XCIX, Issue 29221, 3 June 1960, Page 3

Keeping Up With The Milkman Press, Volume XCIX, Issue 29221, 3 June 1960, Page 3

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