OPERATION RIGHT DRESS

Press, Volume XCIV, Issue 28050, 18 August 1956, Page 10

OPERATION RIGHT DRESS

[By WHIM WHAM] The Minister of Education, Mr Alfia. donned a dinner suit in Wellington for a formal function in Christchurch .. • changed in Parliament Buildings, drove to Paraparaumu. and flew to Christchurch just in time to take his place *• a judge in the New Zealand University debating contest. “I have met a lot Ot emergencies.” he said, “but never one like that.”—News item. No, Sid, I’m not going to join your Cabinet, It’s too tough and there’s altogether too much Gab in it. And all that rapier-like Parliamentary Repartee Would bewilder Me, Why. I might miss my Cue to yell “Sheer Bunk!” At Walter, and the Government would be sunk, And as for coping with Boards. Councils, Commissions and other wen local Bods, I’d as soon face as many FiringSquads, Not to mention those Trips overseM Meeting v.i and not particularly v.i.p.’s Who haven’t even got Votes and even if They had would bore you just as stiffYou won’t catch ME clambering in lo a plane And a Dinner-suit simultaneously* what an insane Predicament for an Hon. Gentleman such as the Hon. Ron. Algie, but a Minister can t be late For such a v.i. (very important) Date As a University Debate. So you can keep that Portfolio For some other Mug, I’d as soon b® stricken by Polio As join such a supersonic supercharged Set Of Supermen as Sid’s Cabinet, And be hurled into Action like • Guided Missile Every time Sid blows his Whissile! * ¥ ¥ DOCTOR S ORDERS Too many people connected with Rugby are not helping the game by overindulging in liquor ... to see peopi® gulping down liquor is to see people ■» the mercy of the very devil.”—Dr. Dam® Craven. Play the Game, you Jokers! Don’* gulp Liquor. Nothing makes Me and Dr. Craven Siquor. Why can’t you fill ,and drain those Bumpers Quietly and politely, without any Rumpers?