BATH-CHAIRS BANNED.
GRANDPA BUYS A SPOETS CAE. I SPEEDING AT SEVENTY YEAES. "Why the blue paper?" I enquired, as I came across the giddy old boy stretched out on the lawn digesting an official looking document. "Only another summons for speeding,'' he chuckled as hft bounded to his feet like an athlete. "And you know, my boy, I simply can't help it. When I get into the car with a clear road ahead I have to tread on the gaß and let her rip! It's the subconscious effect of my bounding good health." "I'm as full of ginger as the old 'flivver'-—quick of acceleration, and always 'speeding up' for the joya of life. Each morning regularly I flush out thifi old engine with a doso of Stevens' Health Salt, and my silly old heart pumps pure, rich blo6d through my veins twenty-four hours a day. She's never once 'stalled' on me, or been to the 'repair' shop." When you feel liverish and out of Borts follow in Grandpa'B footsteps and take Stevens' Health Salt—the Salt that sweetens life. Stevons' Health Salt is sold by all chemists and stores at 2s Gd a bottle. Make sure it*s "Stevens." —2
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Press, Volume LXII, Issue 18678, 29 April 1926, Page 5
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