HAVE A LAUGH
STRANGERS A negro private in the U.S. Army was very much battered by a refactory mule. "Hey. Pete," said the sergeant, "you told me you were the best mule tender in the Army.'" "So I am." replied Pete. "But dat's a new mule and nobody told de creature who I was." SOLO The bass drummer in the village band was so small that he could hardly see round his big drum. During a march one day.the band turned into a side street, but the drummer went straight ahead, banging merrily away . "Hi, there!" shouted a spectator. "The band's left you." "What does that matter!" answered the drummer. "I know the tune without it."
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXXII, Issue 13265, 1 October 1943, Page 7
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116HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXXII, Issue 13265, 1 October 1943, Page 7
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