HAVE A LAUGH
FUSSY “What’s the matter, Jenkins?” snapped a shoe store manager. “Can’t you serve this customer?” “No, sir,” replied the assistant- “ He’s trying to find two shoes which squeak in the same key.” SUSPICIOUS Husband: ‘‘Do you think the new cook is going to settle down with us, dear?” Wife; “I’m a bit doubtful, darling. A letter came for Tier this morning and the envelope was readdressed five times.”
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVII, Issue 12824, 19 August 1939, Page 2
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71HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXVII, Issue 12824, 19 August 1939, Page 2
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