HAVE A LAUGH
SOLVED. The candidate for the police force was being verbally examined. “If yon were by yourself in a police car and were pursued by a desperate gang of criminals in another car doing forty miles an hour along a lonely road, what would you do?" The candidate looked puzzled for a moment! Then he replied: “Fifty!" A LUKA I) V A NSW EKED. The editor of a country paper looked up from his correspondence. “Here’s a letter from a correfipoiulent,’’ said lie to the sub., “who says he was looking out of a railway carriage window and dropped his wig—what shall he do about it?”
“Ob," said the sub., “tell him to see page !)—‘Remedy for fulling hair.’ ”
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIV, Issue 11930, 23 January 1936, Page 2
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121HAVE A LAUGH Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXIV, Issue 11930, 23 January 1936, Page 2
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