"Prisoner, you are found not guilty, and are discharged." "But I've been kept in custody for a fortnight, your Worship. Does that entitle me to commit a small crime free of charge?" —"Tlic Humorist
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Auckland Star, Volume LXVI, Issue 58, 9 March 1935, Page 4 (Supplement)
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34"Prisoner, you are found not guilty, and are discharged." "But I've been kept in custody for a fortnight, your Worship. Does that entitle me to commit a small crime free of charge?" —"Tlic Humorist Auckland Star, Volume LXVI, Issue 58, 9 March 1935, Page 4 (Supplement)
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