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Auckland Star, Volume L, Issue 201, 25 August 1919, Page 4

STATU QUO ANTE BELLUM. lIX TIIE STATE IN WHICH THIXGS WERE BEFORE THE WAR.) CHAMriONS ADVICE TO OUR LEADERS BEFORE THE TUSSLE. AND HE HAS ALSO WISELY ASKED LORD JELLICOE TO REMAIN WITH HIS BATTLESHIP I X CASE Op NEED, AS PER FOLLOWING TELEGRAMS. 'iSrd AUGUST:— Righi Hon. W. F. Massey. Wellington. ••Have often noticed our warriors returning from the front were inclined to he slightly obstreperous, prohably due to being so long on the chain, hut I never thought, our lenders, just hack from a Peace Conference, would, be at it so soon. How is your pulsation and chest measurement, well up? 1 am willing to train you on our Mill products of forcible nature before the 'Arrow' brand is on ihe market. Kindly reply early and before Lord Jellicoc leaves, as we are arranging for a boxing display, and would like to include you and Sir Joseph for a round or so. to finish with a war dance. 1 will keep you protected under my Accid-ont poller.—Peace be with us for our altars and our hearths. Best wishes. V AUCKLAND. Right Hon. Sir Joseph Ward, Wellington. "You have just returned from the Peace Conference, where the lion and the lamb were supposed to be 'grazing' together. It Is evident ion have changed*your views on the ■old time' grazing, and have no , desire to be Inside and intend to tight to the finish with gloves off, and being out of the running so long, probably you are on the wheezy side I am willing to train yon on our fighting Mill products before the 'Arrow' Brand is on the market. Kindly scud mc your chc.-l measurement, well up. also pulsation; both are essential, which is the ruling word of the day: iv fact. I am beginning to think if man is an essential on this planer I will keep you protected under my Accident policy.'' Kind regards. A 1" AUCKLAND. Urgent I Wellington, August 2.1, 1010. "V T Auckland. "Have read your typical message with Interest, and will give your sage remarks tnv fullest consideration" couldn't do better). Sg'l .J- 0 WARD. Lord Jellicoc. H.M S. New Z.-nlaml. Wellington. "Many thanks for your gracious telegram. I trust you are not sailing .too soon, as 1 aui arranging for a boxing display between Right Hon. W. I. Niass.-y and Sir Joseph Ward, weight tor -age. to tinish with a war dan..-. Doubtless you arc aware these two gentlemen have just returned from a Peace Conference. I would like you to wait for our elections, as yve have a large tic id nominated for the Champion Cup and Farewell and Consolation Stakes igraded 0.8.E.'5) viz.:—Reformers. Liberals Unadulterated Labour. Farmers' Union. Rallwav League. Returned Soldiers' Association. " Welfare League. I'.P.A.'s. Prohibition and Liquor Leagues, and. last but by no means least, the Ladles' Mutual Advance ment League. My Lord, I feci sure we would give you a true insight, info the nays of the. Anzara at home." V" AUCKLAND. N.B.— When ihe Hon. Massey and Lord .lellico's replies are to hand they will be published. V. ru CA.V. ACCUMULATORS. NEW STOCK JUST ARRIVED. CONSULT TURNBULL & JONES, LTD., . SHORTLAND STREET. 'Phones 2102 and 376 L A PRINCESS CASH REMOVAL SALE OF HIGH-CLASS "JEWELLERY. TXTATCHES, /-(LOCKS, OILYERWARE, ETC., ETC. I s I\ TOW 0 N EVERY ARTICLE REDUCED. 126, QUEEN STREET (HIT. "HERALD" OFFICE.) C VXJE E.WFI LARGE STOCKS OF ELECTRICAL MOTORS FOR USE ON DIRECT OR ALTERNATING CURRENT CIRCUITS. NATIONAL ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING _ CO., LTD., rs/KLLESLEY g T . yyEST. Manager: J. ALLUM, A.A.I.E.E. Telephones: 2140, 2510, 1536, and A3U3. D " Truiy an Ar' tnat can bring a living individual beiore our eyes is a great Art."' ENLARGED PORTRAITS OF SOLDIERS BY BARTLETT ARE LIFELIKE, AND IN EVERY SLNSE IAJTHFUL LIKENESSES OF THE ORIGINALS. WE DO NOT EMPLOY CANVASSERS, riO KINDLY CALL OK WRITE DIRECT FOR FURTHER PARTICULARS, luu WILL SAVE COMMISSION AND GET BETTER WORK. W. H. BARTLETT, PHOTOGRAPHER. ONE OEEL'N QTKEET, ADDRESS. "of S3 A DCKLAND. F. MOORE PIANO CO. CUSTOMS ST. E. (Next Waverlcy). A?-|K I pianos | <nrr(\ 2J1.0 j pianos j 3Ji\j A?9K - I PIANOS I P7K 3JZO 1 pianos I 3JtD 4_-x_; I piano* i noSJOi ! PIAXOS I 3JOD Pianos Bought, Sold. Exchanged, Hired. Good Makers, Low Prices, Easy Terms. C -pVERYBDY Goes to " BVRYB'DY'S." EV'RYD'DY'S." DAINTY LUXCH V'RYB'DY'S." and TEA LOUNGE •• -ITiVRYB'DY'S." Is Like - JjiVRYB'DY'S." EV'RYB'DY'S E V'RYB'DY'S." THEATRE. VRYB'DY'S." THE NICEST EV'RYB'DY'S." In V'RYB'DY'S." TOWN. C