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"Smile a while, and while you smile another smiles, and soon there's miles and miles of smiles, and life's worth while because you smile."
Oai idea of a really humorous idea is the idea of a humorist trying to get a really humorous idea out of the fnet thai he can't get a really humorous idea.
It is announced in the O.D.T. that the American Atlantic liners have had to *'go wet" to eompete with the English boats. Prohibition has made the Yankees the greatest travellers in the vror'd.
The fashion of wearing jewels in the gloves is the latest thing and we hear that Johnny Bisko, the heavyweight, wants to know if he can borrow the Koh-i-noor.
During the recent boxing contest at Boston, Cook was cautioned about blows to the stomach. We ourselves have often longed for the courage to speak to cook about this sort of thing.
Mr J. T. Clifton reports finding eannibals with distinct pretensions to litW eat anybody who splits his infinitives.
From Limerick: — A trader, named Sandy M'Veetie, With a cannibal king nade a treaty; In a glass of gin-sling, Mae toasted the king, And' then the king—fraated M'Veetie,
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Alexandra Herald and Central Otago Gazette, Issue 1692, 26 June 1929, Page 5
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