SMILES FOR THE DAY.
When Shimerpate arrived home an hour later than usual '■ he was nibbling a' clove. "I stopped in a concert hall for !a few moments," he observed. "The music was intoxicating." "That's right !." exclaimed his better half. "Blame it on the music." . , , : '
A woman was in a law court when she was asked her age, and answered " 35." " But," objected the Judge, "you were before me two years ago, and you said then that you were 35." " Your Honour," she loftily replied, "T am not one who would say one thing at one time and another thing^at another time."
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8742, 16 December 1913, Page 6
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102SMILES FOR THE DAY. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8742, 16 December 1913, Page 6
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