SMILES FOR THE DAY.
Cheerful Old Idiot: "I say, .you'll excuse me, but d'you know you are the thinnest policeman I've ever seen." Robert: "Yes, I'm a new hand, and haven't-got to know the cooks yet!" District Visitor (to mother of a large family, some of whom had recently developed the measles): "I hope you isolate the sick ones?" " Oh, yes, miss. Them as 'as it is one end of the oed, and them as 'asn't is at the other." "I trust, Miss Tappit," said the 1 kindly employer to his secretary, "that you have something in reserve for a rainy day." " Yes, sir," answered the earnest young woman. " I am going to^marry a man named Mackintosh."
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Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXII, Issue 8246, 11 December 1911, Page 6
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117SMILES FOR THE DAY. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXII, Issue 8246, 11 December 1911, Page 6
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