TAILS WON
Recruit from the Never Never called at the recruiting centre for a medical examination. He was sent into a room to strip to the waist and await the doctor. ■*» That personage gasped in astonishment when he entered and saw Dave gaping at him. “What’s the big idea? ” he roared. “Why undress like that?” Recruit grinned sheepishly, “Well, Doc., they told me to strip to the waist, I didn’t know which way, .so I tossed a penny. Heads lost.” He was standing in his singlet.
Customer: Are you sure that these shoes are worth repairing? Shoemaker: Oh, yes; I can put new soles and heels on them, and also some new uppers. The laces seem to be all right. ,
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War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 9, 1 October 1941, Page 10
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120TAILS WON War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 9, 1 October 1941, Page 10
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