REJECTED.

War Wit, Volume 1, Issue 5, 1 June 1941, Page 3

REJECTED.

She took my eye when first we met, And later, took my breath away With sheer delight. I can’t forget She took my homage day by day. Though all I had was hers to claim, Alas,- she would not take my name. * * « Youthful Sub.: You aren’t paying the slightest attention! Do you know what I’m trying to do ? Old Dig.: Yairteach your grandmother to suck eggs! * * * An ambitious young man, on entering the army, worked well. At the end of three months he was made a lance-corporal. . Writing home to his wife he said: “I have taken my first step in promotion. But do not move to a larger house yet, and speak to the neighbours as usual.” * * *