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If Army cooks could really cook» And not go on ths spree. If all the food was good to eat* And tea was really tea* If quartermasters answered "yes* To all the troops* requests, If Orderly Sergeants didn’t come With sundry /fool bequests. If rifles • didn’t lose themselves* . Or come apart. If Orderly Rooms were never held, /And C.Oi’s had a heart. If instructors really knew their Job, ■ And didn’t have to bluff. If soldiers’ pay was recognised As only, half enough. 7. If military police- were shot at dawn Upon their . empty tummies. .. - If bayonet fighting stands could hold Adjutants as dummies. If R.S.M.’s w®re good and, kind, And didn’t bark or bray. If wars were waged by someone else, Why, that’ll be the bloody day..
Thanks to the M Guerilla*
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Peoples Vice, 12 July 1943, Page 3
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