FICTIONARY

Peoples Vice, 14 June 1943, Page 4

FICTIONARY

2- We feel that certain aspects of our air-raid precautions * ; i reed explaining \so the following list of 2 terms have; been drawn ug... .Remember them and use them.. / ' - . '-

aT THE DGDSES^.Too much trouble / - < QOHDITIOB BED.. state assumed by all commissioned rank to de - < ?-?7-22'4</:7^\; : press the men. t , ?' • ’ ?2' COEDITIGH G&&Z& 9 .A state ■ prevalent among all ranks when ; the * . ■ ; v? ? -;2/22 -■•-A-'-c"':-- Colonel comes home in r Condition Red. '• 2 ;: \Af?COSDITIOH YELLOW.Ut state prevalent among the ; young.. ' MBS POST..The Last post hotted' up... -."- ; 2-'2: -'-.2 GAS. .See cooks ’ tent -or - poker . school. 1 ."■ GAS Building camouflaged to ; appear as Hess ' •. Sit.. " ‘ ■•- .< '2 ’ ' »k iggjatsus^hdiazy.• of all work. . .7--\2 ,2' ’. 'l3^®CTlG^i^ha^2sroi^4^2te2-dchexif<lt'2cctildL2be ; done but it ■ ■ .■■-2 - - < can’t be ddne so it wont be done.. ■' << <' '■ • .P&stiraes and diversions.. J v-' ; : P2I2SOS3L. I^4^' men who could be better employed. * Ag? Po6lTlOS..Derivation of Post j. Hitching.. 2 :.2 -2"•■• ■. H2S?IEIT®..An arm/ version of a J perspirator.. - • .■. 2: ■.■• •'■ SLIT TBOCH. *An exposed raised surface surrounded by ; stones. . . SCTWSXH’.-A form of hallucination adopted by all ranks to ■ ’ / \2. carry out army manoeuvres. . .•■g<2;2'.>2. <22'...- '<--2\ g. 2-. 2-'/2' SYB^..Lizzie Jord wailing in the night. , 22- ■' 2XI^’HAT..A ten cent steel helmet.. ?•;•. : ' y—- ' ' WHAT WOULD YOU DO. .A gaae played by the officers and RSM.

:■ Entries are being called for-the Bomb -Dispersal ■ Course-. All contestants have the opportunity ofs rapid promotion and a trip s home.. ; ; ; ' ; 2 *;■'.■■ ; /.-_ ■■ •.':/. Cpl.Veale is opening a class at which it -is possible to take ’ six easy lessens on ’LiIJD SWihGlßGtThe; six 2lessons ?axe, as below. {I)How to - dodge <shaving ( 2)How to dodge . (3 )Hdq- to dodge ’ route marches .(4) Ho to. play 2 football. (J )How to gain sympathy - . 22 2^yft r • (6)How to talk ruminant evacuations.. ?v.\-2

With my boxes on their shoulders ? sure no tian could eVr be . * ■ -2.2 . . /■' 2' ; \" -'2;.: : . ; ; bolder. •. X*£ •paving our Hojn?iea2 in .tha-2mornir i gj and I’ve 2 rtainly got The notion that v»hen I get c ; *er the .ocean 2--21 7h?J; I’ll be in Auckland Harbour one fine morning..