Things We Want to Know

Observation Post, Volume 1, Issue 30, 11 December 1942, Page 7

Things We Want to Know

■ Who carried out ranging on ABRAM? <®> <S> <S> Who are these CANNONITES? Are I they Biblical gunners? ❖ «• <®> Which Sgt. acts as love letter carrier for Bombardiers? Does he say it with flowers? «>s><s> Did some prizewinners AND OTHERS have more than one programme? ❖ <®> «> What did a B/C mean when he referred to “One or two persons, approximately four in number?” <s><?><» Which S/M in 4 knows how to do the firing trapeze OFF a M/C? <»«><s>• Is Sgt. Wilson inventing some Panzer Pills for Rex to -take before his next visit away? «><?><» Which Troop had crayfish for lunch? <s> ■ <s> ‘ <S> Did Sgt. Mist know 7 (or smell) anything about the organisation of this? «><s>«> Is Freddie Troop putting up their week-end rates during the summer? <s> <♦> <S> . Which officers called on F for help? <»<s•<?> Why did the C.O. not get the crayfish sent to ini? <s><s> <s>! Was the look of intelligence on the bull calf’s face the only difference between the calf and the two members.of . the Regiment, who were trying to entice it over a seven-wire fence with a thistle? ♦ “T <» In Pinocchio are eels easily shot with 38’s? Provided always that the sportsman walks with a cat-like tread over the river bed. <®> <S> <s■ Is it true that cricketers are not the only ones to collect ducks? Is S/M. Winks jealous? <s>«■«• Ts the Trumpeter shortly to be out of a job at reveille? Quack! Quack!! <s>«>«> Do the Greytown boys recognise the photo in Wally’s hut? • s>s><s> Which R.H.Q. Gunner carries on his love affairs by proxy? <s><&<s> Why was the Tokomaru campaign so popular with 4th? <& <s> <J> Was Bob Craig nervous in the truck last Monday morning? <3> $> <J> Has Gunner G. W. Tayler pressed his hat in order to gain a larger audience while playing monkey on cabbage trees? <s><&<& What kind-a disease has Sgt. , Bob kind-a caught? <s> <s> <S> Why couldn’t Nev quench his thirst last Saturday? <s> <®> ❖ Which Sgt. is scared stiff of heifers? / <» <s> <s> Will a S.M. of sth tell us if the flock or sparrows have left their nest? . «><s■«> Is a Sgt. learning to drive toy motor cars on the footpath in Wellington? <s>.&<s> Who hit Nev on the nose last Monday evening ?

'S' Who is the originator of the death call that comes from a certain B.H.Q hut? <*> * ❖ Knock, knock, who goes there. Me! Me who? M 6 hi-hi-hi-hi! <s><&• ❖ Wanted scrubbing brushes. Apply Gnr. Walen. <j> <s> <£> Is it true that Dicky pinched the talc powder? Hang on to your lipstick, lan. s>s>«> Who had supper at home as a result of practical fieldcraft one evening the other week? <s> <s> <& Who thought it was Guy Fawke’s Day when trying to kick over his motor bike? «>«>«> Why do the “Freddie Boys” wish to be remembered to Paul Robeson of 6th this Christmas?' <S> <s> <3> “Where did Gnr. Griffiths get the little Blue Bow attached to the pocket flap of his battledress tunic, after visiting. Feilding on Sunday?” Also would ‘Lloyd Maxwell’ refrain from .fighting over money matters in the picture show with a Red Head.