EXTRACTS FROM "OLD LAW’S ALMANAC”.
hay 23rd. If you dream of nuts, this indicates mental instability - if vice versa - that’s probably no dream. May 2dth. Buware the attentions cf a blond. Remember every peach has a heart of stone •
; May 25 th. A good day for moral and spiritual uplift, providing the canteen ion’t "dry" . May 26th. . A friend will need advice of a delicate nature. Hoover, even •. your best friends ..won’ ttell you - so ; why toll him. • May 27th. Avoid mon with beards - they are probably "cousins" in disguise. • May th. j Pale people ahou Id avoid pink i pills, at all cos ts. ! May 29th. 1 Avoid oysters on shell/ whiskey, ! beef steaks, ham and lettuce, today { as the stars indicate gastronomic i inclemency. (All rights reserved)
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Gun Flash, Issue XXI, 22 May 1943, Page 4
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