"THOSE BAID--HEADED OLD B....31"

Gun Flash, Issue XIX, 8 May 1943, Page 2

"THOSE BAID--HEADED OLD 8....31"

Last wook in this place you mot Baldy Llk.l, And now we intend, in a moment of fun, To ana Use, criticise, libel and cur sc, Ono Baldy likell, at bridge none is worso o 00 .0. ..»•••••• How Baldy gets up at an ungodly hour And wanders about looking frightfully sour, Wo all wish him hence, we up nt the "Rost”, But Jack’s 3.0 ,L. hoods not our re- i quest. ; «•«<»«*» 9 » • • • » 0 Like Baldy '.I, Mk O II loves his no st, But Jackie’s a. shrewd one, and just lies c t rest, And when those darned cries his blood start to sot., Ho ups with a swipe and misses .the lot. ee.♦9*• ♦ » » °» • • As our Master Gunner he’d targets to make, ’Twas really amazing tho things he would fake, But he govo up tho job, as ho found it too tough, And ho said,’’hr. Humphrey, you do your stuff • . y c e. « oaooce..® To Orderly Room staffs he’s a hall of a nark, Ho investigates things which camo from tho Ark, With staves pin sab a ho has oodles of fun, Ho known every gadget and piece on a gun. At the pictures one night ho saw Betty Brafelo, And after tho show. to move was not able, On rising next morning ho lot out a scream, Our Baldy had had an unorthodox dream. <1.6 •«•<>• .*.• ••

Thia Is all wo nay write on those ba 3d headed B’s®, Though, pages by dozens wo could ..fill up with oaao r Tho host place to view those two fossils rare, At "Baldy’s Bost” you’ll find tho 1 cantankerous old pair. • * To scan tho last lino, Wo were not able, But description therein, Is quite admirable® (That doesn’t scan either - but, well - neither do they « so ’What?)