"THOSE BALD-HEADED OLD B--— —S"

Gun Flash, Issue XVIII, 1 May 1943, Page 2

"THOSE BALD-HEADED OLD B-- — —S"

-■'•-AW -* n <- v«» *►*=«» .*Z'V* »**»«*•'*****-<• “* .■*««***»*• AsHeen Au place called "Baldy’s “ <T Rest”, Are two old non wo oil know best, But in this tine of strife and war, God only knows what they're here for* 9C0951» • • C • • 0 Notorious Baldy like, I is the first, A non. of few hairs « but Holl, whet a thirst .’J I! It’s naught but pity and sorrow we feel, For the bald headed fellow we all know as Nell* yt**«• • • 0 * W » Ah "WAS he’s a hell of a freak, They gave him the job on account of his book, With changes of clothing he’s awfully , tight, Even though ruined, ho says, ’’That’s alright”« , 4*e#*«**®** He owns the QM, ox’ that’s how he feels , Is always the first to praise up tho meals. Though the shelves of the store are chock full of food, Ere ho parts with a tin, ho has to be wooed* A <? • * At night in tho tent his mutes get no rest, Fox* Baldy is chasing around in his nest, The mosaics come in at a he3l of a rate. And settle all over the old b««s pat a* oo * 0 • 0 *•»»•• Neil’s Pommy sheila no doubt is a thrill, And even at forty (?) love’s caused him a spill, And one of the things we would all like to see, Is Neil with his fat Pommy girl on his knee 4 > •0•«0• * « * ’ We’re b~» d for space This is all wo cun do, Next week in this place, Meet Baldy Mkslli H Hl I