WEEKLY WHO'S ZOO :

Gun Flash, Issue VIII, 15 February 1943, Page 1

WEEKLY WHO'S ZOO :

bULVEY, Gregory John (known to Lie friehdfl as “pat", wad to his gunners as (censored)). Born: 6.1.17. Origin: The place where the - •’ oysters come from. It has a water tower too- otherwise not noteworthy. Civilian Occupation Robbing the widow and the fatherless * • grinding the faces of the poor . , (Land & Income Tax Dept.) Sports £-, hobbies: Raiding the v iMirtnralH». new TToalond. He also fishes. Points of Interest: Became a mother* on January 2nd. . Books: ’’Building Without spout--, , ing". “Taxing, Robbing and Grinding, throughout the Years”. . R Coing to Press shortly-: “Fifty two methods .of qualifying for confinement leave”. (special prelie at id price for this volume in-2 half-calf, illustrated and uhpurgated - £2.2;0. *■

. ' "THE VIEGHPOT FUSILIER" (To t/Bdr. Law on h is leaving .153.. Hy. tty for R.H.Q.) So you’ve joined th<e gilded staff, my lad, ■ : ■?<•< Arid given up'your , gxuxs; But you’ll find at time's you’re . ' ' v . / \ : fooling bad,-.-And -life’s not all boor and buns, Though minions answer to your nod. ftoc .running to your call, /oxi you’re treated 2.ike a Deputy L . Assistant God, feu’ll find tiat that’s not all. ■ ■-w--You* left the unlettered, ,un«£ trained mind, " - You’re away from the ' mud . and mo i 1 Dirt and discomfort you’ve left behind, # And , the sweat of manual toil, You’re,drosled in starched and ,smartest garb,’' ■ * ' As your gorgeous path you wend, ' But beneath the rose there lurks the : Is Ernest really s your fritad? '/