66th Snarls

Flak, Volume 1, Issue 4, 30 April 1943, Page 4

66th Snarls

In the first" issue of “FLAK” there appeared, an observation on the guiding principles of the 66th which the Waacs cannot allow to remain unchallenged;.- ? So we are being led along the paths 0f..-. righteousness by Gipsy Queens and rum Beau Brummels, are we? Of course righteousness is a i relative term. Not even a monster of iniquity would darken the fair and blameless souls that; grace the halls of the Gipsy Queen’s playground. It has occurred to us girls that the 66th might be incorporated in the AEWS as a school for scandal, “Advanced Studies in the English Slanguage,” and “Technique.” - For Waacs we would recommend the 66th as a finishing school. What your education lacks is taught here, and not by correspondence either. Come, boys and girls, onward and upward to the House -on the. Hill, where dwell the seven pillars of wisdom. A hot reception awaits you. * ❖ “A Dance will be held on Wed . . .” ■'-“A return of bowlegged batmen ~ .” “A divine service for Waacs . . .” And so it goes on.

After . . meditating on why Waacs should need divine service, and silently approving, one immediately springs into action in an energetic manner that would earn three hearty cheers from the - Adj. The sheaf of papers is thrust into the S.M.’s hand with the terse words “See to these 5.M.,” and one ambles off to smoke a Yankee cigarette given by a fair Yankee nurse. (Phone number on application). Some officers have requested that the rules of playing the “Muffin Man” be published. The writer will gladly demonstrate the entire game if the necessary materials are provided. Well, having written out an application for special leave, recommended it on behalf of the O.C. and approved it on behalf of Regiment, I will now-leave the peace and quiet (well it was ’til the Waacs came) of B.H.Q. and go to compete with the Yanks..

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